Saturday, August 6, 2016

Meet the Blacks

DVD Review by Kam Williams

Disappointing Spoof of The Purge Arrives on DVD

After coming into a small fortune under suspicious circumstances, Carl Smith (Mike Epps) decides to move his family from the ghetto in Chicago to Blanco Cielo, an exclusive development in Beverly Hills. Accompanying him on the cross-country trip are his wife Lorena (Zulay Henao), dating-age daughter Allie (Bresha Webb), and adolescent son Carl, Jr. (Alex Henderson).

Upon their arrival, Carl proceeds to offend everyone he encounters, starting with the gated community's security guard whom he calls too dark-skinned to profile another black person. Despite the fact that the African immigrant is merely attempting to do his job, he is also accused of having the Ebola virus. 
Next, when Lorena hires an Asian manicurist (Kathrien Ahn), Carl asks her to give him "some Chinese head." Charming. And during a get acquainted stroll around the neighborhood, he manages to antagonize assorted neighbors, too.

More importantly, however, he also learns that "The Purge" is set to start at 7 pm. If you are familiar with the horror flick of the same name, then you know that means that all crimes will be legal during the impending 12-hour period, even murder. 
What ensues is a politically-incorrect parody closely patterned on the original. For instance, Allie's boyfriend (Andrew Bachelor) shows up unannounced, and Carl, Jr. proves to be a technical whiz with a robot and a drone at his disposal, just like their counterparts in The Purge.

After sundown, a number of adversaries descend on the estate, one-by-one, each with evil intentions, including a Ku Klux Klansman (Michael Caradonna), a repo man (DeRay Davis), a revenge-minded parolee (Charlie Murphy), Carl's ex-wife Shoranda (Tameka "Tiny" Cottle) and his crazy cousin Cronut (Lil Duval). Unfortunately, co-writer/director Deon Taylor decided to appeal to the lowest common denominator repeatedly during this unfunny, demeaning throwback reminiscent of Amos 'n' Andy. 
Anything for a laugh, regardless of how self-hating or hurtful the joke might be. An expletive and N-word laced descent into modern minstrelsy.

Poor (0 stars)
Rated R for sexuality, violence, ethnic slurs, drug use and pervasive profanity
Running time: 94 minutes
Studio: Hidden Empire Film Group
Distributor: Lionsgate Home Entertainment
Blu-Ray Extras: Outtakes; "The Making of Meet the Blacks" featurette; "hit the Gas" music video; Behind the Scenes of "Hit the Gas";.and "Don't Hate Wiring!" parody commercial.

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